A-DAY GAME: 1.2 million to attend...Nick Saban to be named "SEC Walking Boss of the Year"

"Now, pretend this guy is Lee Ziemba and he is gonna try to chop block you when your not lookin, do what you have to, but never leave your knees unprotected, he is a sneaky bastard."

The 2008-2009 University of Alabama Crimson Tide Freshman Class, as interpreted by Tommy Tuberville......
Except our players actually do smoke cigarettes when playing defense during the play......