A Tale of Two Coaches-Alabama vs LSU

LIKE A SNAIL ON THE EDGE OF A RAZOR>>>>MY GAMEPLAN>>>>>>MY NIGHTMARE

"Uhhh Let 'er Rip....not my underwear!!"

TAFFFFFYY!!!

Well this week is finally here. This is our biggest game of the year so far, for many many reasons. For Nick Saban, this is the game he circled on his calendar once he got here after so many LSU fans were talking smack and basically were out of their minds with some weird form of jealousy.

LSU fans are like some crazy ex-girlfriend or ex-wife that won't let you live your life after everything is said and done. Just dont know how to let gooooooooo. Plus the fact that LSU players have recently decided to 'thug out' and get thrown off the team puts this game in a new light. IMHO, I am suprised we have won some of the games we have won, and I am sure if Shula was still here, we'd be in the same shape as last year. Thank God we got a really good proven Coach! If we keep it close, run right at the heart of their defense and keep their offense off the field, and lastly, have the ball last when we have the lead, we can win. Last time we were in a big game and I had this weird "paranormal" feeling-like dreams of us winning and winning big-was the 1992 Natl Championship....My dream this time involves their QB Flynn getting injured early and some unknown backup getting his lunch ate with crucial turnovers....I hope that happens.

Les Miles is certifiably insane. In 3 games he should have lost, he came off looking like an evil genius, much like Col. Kurtz from Apocalypse Now....his gameplan is a snail crawling along the edge of a razor...thats his dream...thats his nightmare....He ask questions to his team like

"Do you know that IF is the middle word of LIFE?" He'll expand your mind, man....and go for it on 4th and ALL OF IT....and win......How? Fuckin Lucky, thats how! If he was behind on his bills and needed to win the lottery to get caught back up, he would have the winning numbers, some how some way...
And Nick Saban has been dispatched on a mission that does not exist...wipe out Les Miles and his men and burn Nick Sabans memory on the skulls of the unbelievers.....

Oh Les Miles has been very quiet...too quiet.....why? Probaly because of his players getting in trouble, having to kick Derrick"Aint no punk bitch"Odom off the team and deciding whether Perrilloux heads to T town or not. My prediction will be based on gut feelings-and I feel with all that has happened since we found our offense, if we are consistent, we should win by a score of

27-24. To get there we will need excellent QB play, our playmakers will have to MAKE PLAYS!! and we will need help from our special teams as in ARENAS getting big chunks of yardage to keep the field short. I think if we draw first blood, and draw last blood, we win. If the team that played Tenn. shows up and not the team that played Georgia, we will win.

Roll MFN TIDEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roll Tide Finally found an offense

Yo yaw yaw footbaw...... New and Improved.....but for how long???

First I would like to thank the Univerisity of Alabama for essentially torpedo-ing this football teams chance at success by deciding, in the middle of the season, to suspend 5 players for some mysterious charge of reselling books....for something that happened a few years ago, now is the time to punish not only them, but the whole team? Who says Admin doenst hold grudges??? If the effects arent felt now, they will be felt in the future...We are wafer thin on the O-line, now they have effectively steered the Titanic full steam ahead into the Iceberg, and there wont be anyone to patch it up or raise it after the damage is done....

Well, after we beat Houston in the last minute, we went to Oxford and beat "The Orgeron" in probaly his last game as an Head Coach for awhile...
Then Fulmer came to town and we pounded Tenn. back to the stone age with Field goals aplenty and a "new and improved" version of JPW. Finally started completing some passes and good things started to happen. Our offense is linear to how he performs week in and week out.....

Now thank God we can play 4 full quarters of complete football. The SEC is like living in a huge Catholic family full of boxers, who may have the best boxers in the Nation. Problem is, they beat each other up before they have to go play on a National level, and most times have had injuries due to the weekly beatings in the house, and cant play to full potential. Whoever makes it to the National stage after surviving weekly pummelings actually deserve to be there, and will destroy whomever is unlucky enought to face them at the end.

ROLL MF'N TIDE.

Auburn Sucks, Tennesse still never stopped. Alabama has a good 2 min offense, can't stop Humanity Advanced, escapes with their lives, 3 players missin

The best Saturday in football and I am stuck at work. Auburn got Croomed at home making their home record 0-2. Tuberville will probaly fire everbody, then he will get fired.

Tim Tebow makes his statement for the Heisman trophy campaign with some kissing and passing while beating the crap out of Tennessee, just for fun. EDSBS gets a huge ass shout out from Vern Lunquist then gets interrupted by another Florida touchdown. Thats pretty freakin awesome. Great, witty and funny website that deserves a shoutout. Alabama is about to kick off and I hope we beat the crap out of the hogs and Humanity Advanced. The photo is of an prototypical Tenn/ Arkansas fan. You really cant tell the diffence except by the size of the Tenn. fans head. Arkansas fans forehead seem to protrude less, where Tenn. fans foreheads look likePeyton Mannings. Then Alabama has the game in a great start, things are looking good, we are up 31-17 in the 3rd quarter, I am thinking we will run the ball to grind out the clock, but nooooo, we have to let them blitz and JPW throws an INT. Then Humanity Advanced smells blood and simply takes over the game. The defense allowed him to smell fear, and he fed on it until they were up 38-31. Guys, they had no passing game, and basically had 2 running plays, one with McFadden and one without McFadden. On the upside, Alabama didnt cover the 4 pts and I won 300 bucks. It ended up a happy ending, but good God, I hate those signature wins like that. Then they showed Humanitys Advanced tricked out red Chevy Malibu that had to have at least $25,000 worth of bling. The car is probaly worth 3500 bucks real money. I am sure the NCAA is wondering how a poor tailback can afford a tricked out ride, and no one in his family has the W-2 to back it up. Last time I saw bling like that was when Fernado Bryant was rollin in a SL500 Mercedes in '97 as a JR. Then Alabama goes on probation...coincedence? I think not.

Gators Gone Wild

That was the best game I have ever seen,(after of course the Kick and Goal Line Stand )with talent at every position. Scary part is, Baby Rhino has at least 2 more yrs to get stronger- faster- smarter. Pretty soon they will basically communicate the offense via Telepathic Signals. I am not quite sure that this isnt a cult pretending to be a football team. They are the Scientologist of SEC football. Urban Meyer is a level 12 high monkety-monk with secret hand shakes and all that shit. Now they can simply make copies of their play book and send em out to all their competition and dare them to stop them. It will be fun to watch LSU play Florida. IT will be Baby Rhino's Telepathic Scientologist vs. Humanity Disassembled (Dorsey) and his Werewolves w/Chainsaw for Penis' Defense. I dont know if a platoon of Navy Seals with weapons could stop the offense.

This will be the Answer to the Riddle that is a Mystery wrapped in an Enigma--What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object??? I personally think when the two teams actually collide, both will either evaporate from the release of energy and create a black hole that sucks the moon into the earth, or it will create a 4th dimension similar to Donnie Darko.